Frequently Asked Questions –
GoldPornDeals.com
If you have any questions? That’s great, because we’ve got answers!
Who are you, strangers?
We’re pornographers like you, and we don’t like paying full price for pornography. To correct this condition, we sell handwork to the largest pornographic firms, as well as several smaller ones, in return for cheaper costs. We must be getting better at it because we will often reduce the price by as much as 70% – 100%!
Why would anybody offer a 70% – 100% discount on their product?
That is a fair question, and the response varies based on the specific circumstances of a pornographic business. Any businesses purchase bandwidth months in advance in order to take advantage of price reductions. When they get so much bandwidth, they sell cheaper memberships as a way of compensating for the excess bandwidth that will otherwise go unused. Large and mid-sized businesses also provide discounts on annual memberships in order to retain you as a customer for a longer period of time. Small businesses are frequently seeking to persuade you of the importance of their niched content, and allowing you access to the members region is an excellent way to do so.
What really is the deal with lifetime memberships?
Pornographic firms are keen to retain you as a member for more than a month. They’re just looking for a nice handiwork from us. So we combine the two principles into one grand plan by offering you a significant discount for the duration of your membership, as well as working them into a frothy mess. But for our wrists, it’s a win-win situation for everybody.
Is it necessary for me to copy and paste coupon codes or clip coupons?
No way, no how! All you have to do is find a deal you want and press the Buy Now or Join Here buttons to get started. There is no copying, pasting, or clipping needed!
The discount I’m looking for has expired! What options do I have?
Without any kind of time limit, our partners will not allow us to discount their goods. Before resetting the clock after it has expired, our server scans to see if the pornsite in question is still providing a discount. It normally takes less than a minute to complete this task. Try refreshing the page to see if the clock is working again.
What if a coupon doesn’t fit for me?
A discount that expires without our knowledge is very unlikely. The most common cause is an issue with cookies or your browser’s cache. If you don’t see the reduced price on the enter tab, consider clearing the cookies for the site in question in your browser. There are several plugins/extensions available for this use. This one comes highly recommended. Clearing the cookies isn’t often enough. It’s possible that you have a cached page that displays the incorrect price. If that’s the case, we suggest visiting this website for more information on clearing your browser’s cache. If that doesn’t fix your problems, you should email us here and we’ll do our best to assist you.
Are you going to give me spam or share my details with anyone?
We do not spam, but we can give you sweet nothings in your inbox from time to time advertising our best deals, newest deals, or other money-saving offers. Your sensitive information is never shared with someone else. If you’re being spammed, it’s not because of us!
What if I had a negative encounter with a transaction?
It is better to contact the organization from which you purchased the deal; but, in certain situations, we might be able to assist you, especially if we made a mistake – such as posting an incorrect price on our website. The contact information for the various firms we deal for is normally found at the bottom of their enter websites. Keep in mind that the billing company’s contact information is not necessarily the same as the contact information for the website you entered. Billers are always clueless when it comes to deals or something else. As a result, you can always attempt to reach out to the website’s webmaster first.
Is there a limit on the number of discounts I can use?
Pornographic firms, on the other hand, place restrictions on our need for discounts. Each person discount can only be used once. But, if you’re just checking out a new place for the first time, go for the cheapest discount we have, which is normally every month. If you like the platform, upgrade to the lifetime membership and really get your stroke on!
Will I be billed in USD at all times?
For those in Europe, certain pages translate to local currency, such as EUR. It will differ from one transaction to the next. We list our prices in USD for the United States.
If a transfer occurs, there could be a minor variation, but the currency in which the payment is made will still be explicitly specified on the join page where you sign up.
Can you have any advice for me?
Yes, yes, yes! Purchase Google stock!
Although, most importantly, there are a few things to keep in mind when purchasing porn at a discount!
Throughout the procedure, keep an eye out for pre-checked cross-sales on the enter form. This normally want to sign you up for other places that you do not want to access. To do the hokey-pokey dance to make sure they didn’t cover anything in the margins, scroll up and down and side to side. When canceling, make sure to repeat the process on the cancellation tab. Those knuckleheads are willing to do something!
The greater the discount, the better you must follow the preceding clause.
If you think there’s even a small chance you’ll hang on for another month… or six… or seven, pay a little extra for a lifelong discount. You have the option to cancel at any time!
Could you still lend a helping hand to me?
No, not in the literal sense… But don’t be concerned! In principle, we will continue to assist you in obtaining handjobs for several years to come. Unless, of course, you’re buying these porn site memberships solely to read the posts.
What will I do to repay you?
If you enjoy our work as much as we enjoy supplying you with round-about handjobs, please post it on Facebook, Twitter, or anywhere else you want! You can still talk to us at the office water cooler!
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